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Bless You ‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ for Gifting Us These Frightening Custom Characters…

Don’t worry, dudes and dudettes; no spoilers to Mass Effect: Andromeda here.  Anyway, the story of Mass Effect: Andromeda involves humanity journeying out to populate new home worlds in the Andromeda Galaxy as part of  the “Andromeda Initiative”. The player assumes the role of either Scott or Sara Ryder, an inexperienced military recruit who joins the Initiative and wakes up in Andromeda after a 600+ year voyage. As with the other main Mass Effect games, the player can create a custom character using the features of the game’s robust creation system, which can lead to amazing or hideous character creations. This post — and the following images after the break — celebrates the latter. Enjoy the show. Continue reading Bless You ‘Mass Effect: Andromeda’ for Gifting Us These Frightening Custom Characters…

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WWE Network’s “Southpaw Regional Wrestling” is Everything I Didn’t Know I Wanted…

In a move that, like an RKO, absolutely came outta nowhere, WWE sent out a tweet yesterday announcing a new series on the WWE Network, titled Southpaw Regional Wrestling, .  So far, it looks to be the Network’s first successful stab at scripted comedy.  To be honest, any show with John Cena doing his best Gordon Solie impersonation  — as the character and play-by-play announcer “Lance Catamaran” — ought to be good. Continue reading WWE Network’s “Southpaw Regional Wrestling” is Everything I Didn’t Know I Wanted…

The 10 Types of Architecture Students (presented by Leewardists.com)

From the 4 years I’ve spent in undergrad at Texas A&M and the extra 2 years in the Master’s program at UT-San Antonio, I can definitely say that we Architecture majors have a lot in common. As part of the lifestyle, we all have the same long-term relationship with coffee (going on 14 years strong), share the urge to cardboard shards and boxes to make models, and our university studio facility became our ‘home away from home’. Along with that, you get to know your fellow students (as you do in ANY other school), but in the world of architecture majors, our studio culture tends to hosts micro-societies of different personalities (after the break).  The Leewardists are rewriting the contemporary history of our civilization through the voice of this elusive being, The Architect.  For more about that comic series follow them on FacebookInstagram or visit their website. Continue reading The 10 Types of Architecture Students (presented by Leewardists.com)

#RememberTheRumble? #RememberTheRumbleCart!

I was one of the 52,020 people in attendance at the 30th annual WWE Royal Rumble at the Alamodome in my hometown of San Antonio, Texas this past Sunday night (following an excellent 3-day excursion through PAX South 2017), and overall the show was very entertaining with a few surprises. One pleasant surprise was the method of which some WWE Superstars made their way to the ring when their number in the Royal Rumble match came up. Continue reading #RememberTheRumble? #RememberTheRumbleCart!

Pro Wrestling Guerrilla – Doc’D #60

In this pro wrestling-themed episode of PractitioNERD Documented, or “Doc’D”, host Montez McCrary will be discussing the popular, and often very humorous, independent professional wrestling promotion, Pro Wrestling Guerrilla.

1) Pro Wrestling Guerrilla Official Website [http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com]
2) PWG Blu-rays/DVD on Amazon [http://amzn.to/2jW882M] & PWG Merchandise [http://www.prowrestlingguerrilla.com/merch]
3) r/SquaredCircle’s Guide on How To Watch PWG [https://goo.gl/CzJk08] Continue reading Pro Wrestling Guerrilla – Doc’D #60

How Buying Hefty Bags Can Turn You into John Cena…

Last month, 15-time world champion John Cena had signed a deal to be the new spokesman for Hefty trash bags. This week, that deal became a reality, as Hefty has officially unveiled their new ad campaign, and it’s pretty funny.  Plus, it makes an interesting mythology surrounding the purchase of the Hefty Ultra Strong brand. Continue reading How Buying Hefty Bags Can Turn You into John Cena…

Why @WWESubway is the Perfect Wrestling GIF Account…

I’m both very happy and very confused that this has become a thing. It’s one of those things that can only happen on the internet and makes you debate on whether you should laugh or groan in anguish over its absurdity. Ladies and gentlemen, late last year, a new, special Twitter account was born, @WWESubway, which features a series of reaction GIFs taken from the professional wrestling world, and applied to every/anything that could happen to you at a Subway. We finally did it, folks; everyone can go home… Enjoy. Continue reading Why @WWESubway is the Perfect Wrestling GIF Account…

Dorkly presents: The Death Star’s Architect SPEAKS OUT!

So I guess the cat’s out of the bag; Star Wars, Episode VII: The Force Awakens is the freaking AWESOME-SAUCE! I know I could have said “cat’s pajamas” after I already made a cat reference, but, oh well… Anyway, the latest animation from Dorkly is essentially a post-mordem conference that gives the architect responsible for the Death Star’s design a chance to defend himself and prove that his “shoddy design” was not to blame for its destruction. I think the gang at Family Guy would beg to differ, but that’s just me.  Instead, he focuses on condemning the Jedi, or as he refers to as “space wizards,” even though he neglected possible use of the force during the design planning process.

Alex “Kool-Aid” Ansel’s Half-Hour Comedy Set

Longtime friend (and friend of The PractitioNERD), Alex “Kool-Aid” Ansel, is a stand-up comedian based out of Windcrest, Texas.  Above is his half-hour comedy set from the Rivercenter Comedy Club in downtown San Antonio, Texas from February 2015. ENJOY THE SHOW!!

More Pro Wrestling Promos Edited with Only Inhales & Exhales!

A couple of years ago, we here at The PractitioNERD shared a compilation of pro-wrestling interviews and promos edited down to just inhales and exhales. It was strange, funny, and confusing all at once.I never noticed until then that Ric Flair doesn’t breathe like a human-being? Now that we’ve had our fun, it’s time for another video of more of the same…BECAUSE REASONS!!! Continue reading More Pro Wrestling Promos Edited with Only Inhales & Exhales!