The Portland Trail Blazers celebrated Halloween a bit early on the 22nd as we got to check out their awesome pregame outfits before they took on the Washington Wizards. The costumes included a reference Disney’s beastly prince, one of the best characters from Chappelle’s Show, and Damian Lillard getting to channel his inner-Texas Rattlesnake…
Lillard’s cosplay of the Bionic Redneck allowed him to do his best “Stone Cold” Steve Austin impression, complete with a face mask, the classic Austin 3:16 t-shirt, and the Smoking Skull variant of the WWE Championship belt from the Attitude Era. The Blazers even gave him his own Stone Cold entrance video, too! The outfit really is funny and incredible — the walk Lillard does really adds to it — and it got a huge pair of thumbs up (as opposed to, you know, THOSE fingers) from Stone Cold himself:
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