In the above video, Valve founder Gabe Newell is shown recording lines for the brand new Dota 2 announcer pack, titled the “Gabe Newell Mega-Kills Announcer Pack”. While he samples include some low-enthusiastic declarations such as “Hello, I’m Gabe Newell, you’ve just achieved first blood, thanks and have fun”, and “please email me at gaben@valvesoftware.com and tell about your rampage”, the true gem is Newell showing his weakness: the inability to say the number three. Somewhere, Gordon Freeman is weeping.

Anyway, if you want to get this new announcer pack in your copy of the game, all you need to do is log-in to Dota 2, find the “rewards” section of the Battle Pass menu, be sure you HAVE a Battle Pass (if you want to be able to access it).