Let’s get the main story out-of-the-way first. Okay; this past weekend at Paradise City Comic Con (in Miami, FL), WWE Hall of Famer Mick Foley saved two people cosplaying as Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles characters Casey Jones and April O’Neil from being attacked by someone cosplaying as The Walking Dead‘s Negan by performing his Mandible Claw submission hold on him during a cosplay wrestling event. Let that sink in for a bit, and I’ll be back with you after the break.
In the video, the Negan cosplayer attempted to attack the Casey Jones cosplayer as the tattooed-up April O’Neil cosplayer is forced to watch. Things begin to look very grim for not-Stephen Amell and not-Megan Fox couple — as Glenn and Abraham can tell you; I’m kidding, no they can’t, and that’s because they’re dead — that is, until Mrs. Foley’s baby boy intervenes to make the save. In the end, Foley (gently) broke Lucille over the Negan cosplayer’s head, and got the pinfall.
God, I love wrestling.