Vince McMahon’s New ‘Muscle & Fitness’ Cover Make Me Scared of Him Even MORE…

FEAR THE OWNER/CEO OF WORLD WRESTLING ENTERTAINMENT!!!

The fact the WWE Chairman and CEO Vince McMahon is physically jacked-to-the-max is no secret to us, the wrestling fans. However, the fact that Vince McMahon is STILL jacked-to-the-max at the age 69 is simply astonishing. So everyone, take a good look at his latest Muscle & Fitness cover — yeah, he’s been there before — in which I suppose that look he’s going for is a re-imagined Hercules Hernandez and/or an older/richer version of the Junkyard Dog from the 1980s and 1990s.

We can continue to yell “PHOTOSHOP” until the cows come home and suggest that the magazine change their name from Muscle & Fitness to Photoshop Presents The Uncanny Valley of Real-life CGI Characters Magazine, but seriously, that title is just way too doggone long.  Anyway, you’ve got to admit that Vince looks great. I know you’re also asking yourself what Mr. McMahon’s workout and training regiment is like, so allow me to remind you of his intense training style. Say it with me now: I HATE AUSTIN!!! I HATE AUSTIN!!! I HATE AUSTIN!!! I HATE AUSTIN!!!

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