Raise your hands if you remember Microsoft Sam. Now keep your hands raised if you used Microsoft Sam to recite digital speech with your own funny sentences. NOW, keep your hands raised if those same sentences contained some salty language.
**I still have my hand up…**
It’s safe to say that Microsoft Sam has many talents, far beyond his main task of assisting us at installing our brand, new, shiny copy of Windows XP on our computers (yes, Windows XP; #OldSchoolCool). It appears that Microsoft Sam — after completing his duties, of course — likes to chill, kick back and relax, prepare himself a nice Piña Colada, and serenade the ladies with his own vocals of Rupert Holmes’ Escape. Take a listen after the break.
This wonderful rendition is actually part of a remix of this year’s Guardians of the Galaxy (the surprise theatrical hit) companion album Awesome Mix Vol. 1. Created by British musician Joshua Ryan (known as Little Bitboy on SoundCloud), the Awesome Bit Mix Vol. 1 features four tracks with vocals from Microsoft Sam, but I’d have to say that the highlight is without doubt an instrumental version of the Jackson 5’s I Want You Back. Because REASONS; and those reasons are math; and according to math, Jackson 5 = AWESOME-SAUSE!